Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer, or JUICE, will be launching in 10 DAYS on April 13th, 2023! he will travel for 7-8 years to orbit jupiter around 2031! good luck JUICE!
My friend worked on some of the code for JUICE, and that’s how I got him into 17776!
Today he’s sent me juice box emojis and is deliberately jinxing the launch, much to the distress of his supervisor.
*Why does your name for Humanity translate to ‘bottle people’,“ the human envoy asked. "We studied you pre-contact,” said the Federation ambassador. “We saw your custom of putting a message in a bottle, hoping it will be found.’ "I don’t follow.” “We found you thanks to Voyager.”
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
i know all i post atp is shit i find on tiktok but what can i say i love discovering whole new genres of people.
also in the comments for the first one there was a flame war over whether alexander the great was greek or macedonian. good to know that classic eastern european ethnic conflicts have been transmitted to fascinating new mediums
I make fun of academics in the hope that one day it will be hypocritical. I often reblog memes and Discworld. Big fan of cats and octopodes. More eloquent in the tags.
